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Have a fun golf day
with the girls, Tam.

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Aw thanks, hun.

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It's a beautiful day
to get outside and...

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Kick their asses.

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Oh yeah. I always do.

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Yeah, that's my girl.

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So what are you gonna do today?

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Ahhh I don't know.

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I'll figure something out.

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Love you!!!

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Love youuuu! Mwah
mwah mwah mwah!

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And he makes the
catch in the endzone!

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Damnit! Were both his feet in?

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Ahhh, there goes my parlay.

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Hey, go birds!

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Yooo Jinglebells! You made it!

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Gotta be honest David,

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I did not think you'd be down

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for the debauchery of a classic,

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Mark Hoagies Guys Day.

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Guys Day! Guys Day!

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Comin' atcha!

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Oh wow. This is cool.

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This is like a beer
commercial from 2003. Nice.

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You know it.
We got it all, David.

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We got beer, hot wings,

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a little sports wagering,

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a little corn-hole action.

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The game, David.

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Don't get excited.

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Hah, homophobia. Cool.

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And the best part is,

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Tammy's out
golfing with the girls

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so there's no women
around to bust our balls.

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This is a judgment-free zone,

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where dudes can be dudes.

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Right, yeah.

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It's like finally we have
a safe space for our uh...

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marginalized community.

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100 percent, yeah.
Speaking of which,

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have you met Dan here?

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He's kind of a nerd,

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does like, computer stuff.

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I feel like you guys
might get along.

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Cool. Sup Dan.

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Ok I'll let you guys nerd out.

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I'm gonna go do this thing where
I throw a football over the roof

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and then run through the house
and catch it on the other side.

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It's very cool.

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So yeah,

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how 'bout this AI stuff,

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right? It's crazy!

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Dude A.I. is unreal.

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Check this out.

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Oh my god.

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What am I looking at?

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AI-generated Lord
of the Rings porn

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but I mapped my
third grade teacher's face

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onto all the hobbits.

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Ah. Oh...

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Woah, would you look at that?

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It's already 10:15,

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I gotta get going.

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It's so great to meet
you Dan I'll see you later.

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Okay, you guys ready?

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Uh. You sure about this, Mark?

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Uh yeah, Hank.

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If a bunch of teenagers
on TikTok can do it,

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then I can definitely do it.

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Okay here we go!

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OOF!

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Damnit!

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Forgot to open the sliding door.

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♪ Well, I used to work
at a hot dog factory. ♪

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♪ Until them
robots came along. ♪

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♪ And now
there is no job for me ♪

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♪ But I get 3,000
bucks a month ♪

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♪ Thanks to UBI

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♪ Now we're
Universal Basic Guys. ♪

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♪ It may not
sound like much. ♪

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♪ But we're
still gonna try ♪

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♪ We're just
Universal Basic Guys ♪

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Okay guys!

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Trying it one more time!

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Uh oh.

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Alright here we go!

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UGH!

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Watch out! Watch out!

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Yo I got it I got
it I got it I got it!

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Mark!? What the hell?

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Tammy!?

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What are you doing back?

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Huh, nice to see you too.

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Nah I just mean, you know,

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we're kinda doing Guys Day here.

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You're not the only one.

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Oak Ravine Country
Club didn't even let us in.

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Apparently, it's
a men's only club.

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What?

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That's disgusting.

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They don't deserve
your business.

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You should go play
somewhere else.

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No! I don't want to
play anywhere else,

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on principle.

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I totally get it,

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but also, you can't
really be here.

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On principle.

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Why not?

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Okay, how do I put this?

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In today's diverse
and integrated society,

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which of course I cherish-

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Mark, where are
you going with this?

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What I'm trying to say here is,

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from a mental
health perspective,

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it's vital that men
have a safe space

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to engage in uninhibited
male expression,

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untainted by,

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how do I put this politely...

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persons of a...

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vaginal persuasion.

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Uch, okay, Mark. I get it.

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Don't worry.

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I'm not gonna bother you guys

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so you can go funnel
wings into your butt

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or whatever immature man-child
stuff youse do on Guys Day.

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See? You're judging.

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Uch fine,

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I'm going inside.

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Aw, what the hell?!

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What happened to the back door??

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Ugh can't do anything fun.

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Alright you know what,

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I'm getting you into Oak Ravine.

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Oh yeah?

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Not a single woman
has played on that

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golf course in over a 100 years,

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and you think that you're
just gonna march in there

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and "sort this out
real quick?" Pfft.

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Yeah. I'm gonna handle it.

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Because combatting
sexism is a man's job.

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Name?

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Mark Hoagies.

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I don't have that name
on the member list.

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I'm a guy, okay?

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Can you just open the gate?

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I just need to talk to
the manager real quick.

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Sorry, pal.

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Doesn't work like that.

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What are you talking
about, I thought this was like

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a men's club.

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This is a private
club. Members only.

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There he is!

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How you doin, buddy?

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Everyday at the ol' boys
club is a good one.

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Alright.

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You have a good one, now!

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Oak Ravine?

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Mark, you're talking
about one of the most

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prestigious country
clubs in the world.

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I know, dude. The place
looks fricken classic.

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I gotta get in.

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I didn't think you liked golf?

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It's not about the golf, Hank.

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It's about being a part of an
exclusive private men's club.

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I mean this place is
guy's day on steroids.

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I gotta be a part of that.

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Oh yeah, keep dreamin', pal.

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Not only do you need
a letter of recommendation

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from one of the
billionaire board members,

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but the initiation
fee alone is 500k.

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Woah.

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Pfft! That's it?

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Yo, no problem.

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And the final score,

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Minnesota 31, Carolina 15.

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Aw, hell yeah.

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You like the Vikings?

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Naw, I was just looking
for them to cover.

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Now all I need is the other
19 legs of this parlay to hit

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and I've got the five hundred
G's to get into Oak Ravine baby.

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Wow, you really think
you got a chance?

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Yeah, I got a pretty good
feeling about this one.

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Check it out.

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In other news,

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Princeton University
has canceled

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all public tours
of its computer lab

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after a man accessed their
quantum supercomputer,

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and used it to predict the
outcomes of sporting events.

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Yo that was me, Hank!

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Ooh, that's genius.

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So you think I can also
get into Oak Ravine?

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I'll tell you what: you
can be my caddie.

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Awesome.

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Okay, so you ready for your
first caddie mission?

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Hell yeah.

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I'm gonna need
you to get me a

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recommendation letter

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from one of Oak Ravine's
billionaire board members.

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Yeah okay.

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What are you doing?

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What does it look
like I'm doing?

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I'm driving balls
into the woods.

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What the hell?

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Dammit!

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You know, you've got some
expensive equipment here,

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for someone who
doesn't even play golf.

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Golf is all about
the optics, Tam.

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Wait a minute, what's this?

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An application? For Oak Ravine?!

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Are you freakin' kidding me?!

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Tammy, I'm only
doing this for you.

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- Oh yeah?
- Yeah!

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I don't even like golf.

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But when my girl's upset,

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I gotta do whatever it
takes to make it right.

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By joining the club that
doesn't let women in?

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Tammy, sometimes change
can only come from within.

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It could take weeks, months,

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even a generation,

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but I am committed to
the cause of feminism.

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Hah, sure, hun.

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By the way, doesn't that
place cost a fortune to join?

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Wow.

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Wow. I can't believe
what I'm hearing

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from one of the
“strongest ” women I know.

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Imagine if Martin
Luther King would've said

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'You know what? I don't have
a dream anymore because,

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too expensive'

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or if Ghandi would've said,

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'you know what, I'm just
gonna eat some food now

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because it's too
expensive to not eat.'

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Or if feminist
icon Gloria Estafan

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never bought that
pink vagina hat,

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where would we be now?

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Where would we be now, Tam?

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Mark, I'm gonna be the
first woman to tee off

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at Oak Ravine and I
don't need your help.

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Tee time, Ellen. Heh-heh...

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May I help you?

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Sorry to bother you,
Ms. Gobblestone.

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I'm Tammy Hoagies.

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Would you consider
yourself a feminist?

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I would.

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Well I was recently made aware
of a very sexist establishment

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and I was wondering if you
could help make a change.

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Oh, dear. What kind of
establishment is this, exactly?

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Your husband's little golf club.

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You know, the one that
doesn't let women in.

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I see.

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I'm afraid I don't have
time for such petty concerns.

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But I wish you the best of luck.

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Your husband is on
the board of this club.

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Is he now?

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Maybe you could talk to him.

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If anyone could influence
a change, it's you.

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We have to pick
our battles, dear.

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Okay, okay...

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well, I've picked mine.

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And I'm playing
that damn course.

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Listen here, Tammy.

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Sometimes it's best
to let sleeping dogs lie.

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Yo.

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Yo, you get that rec yet?

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I'm working on it.

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00:08:46,593 --> 00:08:48,429
Awesome, dude.
Okay I gotta go, Hank.

266
00:08:48,429 --> 00:08:50,397
UCONN girls softball
is about to start.

267
00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:52,733
I need this freshman
to throw a perfect game.

268
00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,702
Man, there's gotta
be a billionaire

269
00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:56,336
around here somewhere.

270
00:08:57,571 --> 00:08:58,638
Hell yeah.

271
00:08:59,573 --> 00:09:00,374
Uh hey Bill.

272
00:09:00,474 --> 00:09:02,676
So just wanna say,
thanks for Windows.

273
00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:05,145
They're one of my
favorite things to look out of.

274
00:09:05,579 --> 00:09:06,113
Right.

275
00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:08,015
So who do I make this out to?

276
00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:09,983
Oh, uh, just write,

277
00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:11,752
"To whom it may concern..."

278
00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:14,121
And, uh, something like,

279
00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:16,356
"I, Bill Gates,
recommend my good friend

280
00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:18,559
and all-around rich, cool guy,

281
00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:19,593
Mark Hoagies,

282
00:09:19,694 --> 00:09:22,562
to be a member at the
Oak Ravine Country Club."

283
00:09:25,299 --> 00:09:26,867
Oh, can you hit undo
on this, it's not--

284
00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:27,835
Next.

285
00:09:28,202 --> 00:09:32,005
"To whom it may concern...

286
00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:34,274
Bill Gates doesn't know
how to spell "recommend?"

287
00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:36,276
Aw come on. You know
how these computer guys are.

288
00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:38,144
They've been using
spell check for so long,

289
00:09:38,144 --> 00:09:39,713
they don't even know how
to write with their hands.

290
00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:40,881
So true.

291
00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:42,248
I have always said that

292
00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:44,384
computers are
rotting our brains.

293
00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:46,687
And you have the initiation fee?

294
00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:47,555
One second please.

295
00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:51,558
Now up in the Archery World
Finals is Akmash Tartalzyk,

296
00:09:51,558 --> 00:09:55,062
the seventeen-year-old former
goat herder from Uzbekistan

297
00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:58,632
who is now one shot
away from a championship.

298
00:09:58,632 --> 00:09:59,633
Come on Akmash...

299
00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:01,836
And Bullseye! He's done it!

300
00:10:01,836 --> 00:10:02,736
Hell yeah!

301
00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:04,271
The money is no problem.

302
00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:05,840
And what's your handicap?

303
00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:06,906
With all due respect,

304
00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:08,342
I don't think you're
allowed to ask that.

305
00:10:08,342 --> 00:10:09,142
Mr. Hoagies,

306
00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:11,144
this is one of the most pristine

307
00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:13,013
and difficult
courses in the world.

308
00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:15,849
We need to make sure
you won't be hacking it up.

309
00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:17,151
What do you shoot?

310
00:10:17,151 --> 00:10:19,019
I mean... a lot of birdies?

311
00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:20,955
Eagles? Yeah,
I do a lot of eagles.

312
00:10:20,955 --> 00:10:23,189
You do a lot of Eagles?

313
00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:25,025
He actually once
got a hole-in-one.

314
00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:26,026
Did you, now?

315
00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:27,561
Yeah. Bounced off the windmill

316
00:10:27,561 --> 00:10:29,462
and went right through
the gorilla's legs.

317
00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:36,970
Ow! Get off me!

318
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,105
What the hell?!

319
00:10:39,173 --> 00:10:42,576
This part of the interview
is really just a formality.

320
00:10:42,576 --> 00:10:46,213
Just need to make sure you
don't shoot over 200, okay?

321
00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:47,614
Pfft! No problem.

322
00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:49,083
Okay here we go.

323
00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:51,218
Ah, Dammit! Warming up.

324
00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:52,653
Just warming on up.

325
00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:54,354
Oh my god.

326
00:10:55,589 --> 00:10:57,257
He's at 199...

327
00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:59,025
Driver? Hank why're
you giving me a driver

328
00:10:59,025 --> 00:10:59,826
we're four feet from the hole.

329
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,896
I like the driver.
It's my favorite club.

330
00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:02,997
It's not about
your favorite club,

331
00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:05,032
it's about the “Best ”
club for the situation.

332
00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:06,233
Give me the wedge.

333
00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:09,002
Damnit.

334
00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:12,539
Unfortunately, after your
performance here today,

335
00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:15,742
we cannot accept you
into Oak Ravine Country Club.

336
00:11:15,742 --> 00:11:17,277
Wow. I guess
I'm the only one

337
00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:19,279
here who actually loves golf.

338
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:21,414
Oh yeah? You love golf?

339
00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:23,283
Buddy, you hacked up that course

340
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:25,151
like you caught it
in bed with your wife.

341
00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:25,952
Let me tell you something, pal.

342
00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:28,288
I could have easily
shot a sixty-five,

343
00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:30,390
but I chose not to,
out of respect.

344
00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:33,226
All you speed golfers
rushing through the course

345
00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:35,663
with your 63s and
your holes-in-ones,

346
00:11:35,663 --> 00:11:36,330
but not me.

347
00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:38,398
I play the ball from all angles.

348
00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:42,002
From the velvet fairways
to the soft sands in the trap

349
00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:43,304
to the backyard of the guy

350
00:11:43,304 --> 00:11:45,572
whose window
I shattered off hole twelve.

351
00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:46,540
Guys like me,

352
00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:49,009
we don't care about the
number on the scorecard,

353
00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:50,744
we care about the experience.

354
00:11:50,977 --> 00:11:52,880
If that means
I can't be a member,

355
00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,615
so be it.
Let's go Hank!

356
00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:59,987
Wow. I wish I loved anything
the way that man loves golf.

357
00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:01,622
Mark! Wait!

358
00:12:01,622 --> 00:12:03,424
Arthur. Don't be an idiot.

359
00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:07,861
As the head of the board
of Oak Ravine Country Club,

360
00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:11,231
I hereby welcome
our newest member.

361
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:14,334
Whoa,

362
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:15,469
where am I?

363
00:12:15,469 --> 00:12:16,703
Hello Tammy.

364
00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:17,371
Ellen?

365
00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:19,873
You had questions about the
men's little "golf" club.

366
00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:21,875
Here's the only answer you need:

367
00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:25,312
it exists because
we allow it to exist.

368
00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:28,949
Welcome to The Lady Lair.

369
00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:30,117
Woah.

370
00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:31,785
What is this place?

371
00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:35,555
You are in the headquarters
of an elite group of females,

372
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:40,060
sworn to combat the issues that
affect women across the globe.

373
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:41,495
Like sexist golf clubs!

374
00:12:41,495 --> 00:12:43,997
Tammy, our husbands
are very powerful,

375
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:46,367
but men like that
are insatiable.

376
00:12:46,367 --> 00:12:47,534
They will take, take, take

377
00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:49,636
until they've
sucked the world dry.

378
00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:53,306
Golf distracts them
from their ambitions.

379
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,575
While they're playing
games, we're...

380
00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:59,246
reallocating some funds
for our "feministic pursuits."

381
00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:02,182
So when you say
"feministic pursuits,"

382
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:04,018
what exactly are we
talking about here?

383
00:13:04,018 --> 00:13:05,585
See for yourself.

384
00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:12,993
Welcome to Oak Ravine.

385
00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:15,129
Oh man. This place is classic.

386
00:13:15,129 --> 00:13:17,931
Oooh. They got the
classic suede chairs.

387
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,666
We got the classic
wood-paneling!

388
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:22,403
You got the classic
popcorn machine-- ooh, ooh!

389
00:13:22,403 --> 00:13:23,137
Oh my god,

390
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:25,139
if this guy says
'classic' one more time-

391
00:13:25,139 --> 00:13:26,440
Oh, come on, Gerald.

392
00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:28,642
Remember how you
were on your first day?

393
00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:31,578
Woah. They got a fricken
bathroom just for pooping...

394
00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:34,148
Oh my god, unbelievable!

395
00:13:34,148 --> 00:13:35,349
Yo, this all free?

396
00:13:35,716 --> 00:13:37,651
No women. No rules, baby.

397
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:39,352
This place is fricken' awesome.

398
00:13:40,354 --> 00:13:41,154
Oh,

399
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,223
that is “Not ” whipped cream!

400
00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:47,594
Okay, ladies.

401
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:48,762
You know what to do...

402
00:13:50,331 --> 00:13:51,832
Um. Ellen?

403
00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:52,966
You're with me.

404
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,601
Oh, um, ha pardon me...

405
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:55,535
Hang on!

406
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:56,603
Whoooooaaaahhhh!

407
00:13:59,540 --> 00:14:02,109
For the crime of reading
a science book,

408
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:04,044
you are sentenced to death.

409
00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:06,180
Hello, boys.

410
00:14:06,547 --> 00:14:07,414
Lady fighters?

411
00:14:07,781 --> 00:14:10,584
Laundry day is tomorrow
if you want to stick around.

412
00:14:11,552 --> 00:14:13,587
Ladies, light 'em up.

413
00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,525
What is these cramps?!

414
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:21,895
This is the worst
pain I ever feel!

415
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,397
Menstrual beam.

416
00:14:23,397 --> 00:14:23,964
Ugh. Agh.

417
00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:26,099
You suffer this every month?!

418
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:28,869
“And ” you have to deal
with the men's bull crap?

419
00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:29,970
All clear.

420
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:31,739
Paula, do your thing.

421
00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,749
Little better than a round
of golf, don't you think?

422
00:14:41,749 --> 00:14:43,283
Those poor girls...

423
00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:45,619
They're never gonna
get to play at Oak Ravine.

424
00:14:45,619 --> 00:14:47,287
Ugh let it go, Tammy.

425
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:48,855
That golf course
is nothing more than

426
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,658
a playground for man-children.

427
00:14:50,658 --> 00:14:53,660
We are liberating oppressed
women across the globe!

428
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:57,031
Yeah and I think that's,
ya know, great and all, but--

429
00:14:57,031 --> 00:14:59,533
Good.
Because I just got word

430
00:14:59,533 --> 00:15:02,870
your husband has been
accepted to Oak Ravine.

431
00:15:02,870 --> 00:15:04,004
Are you fricken kidding me?

432
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:05,873
Congratulations are in order:

433
00:15:05,873 --> 00:15:07,741
you're officially one of us.

434
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,244
So what's your deal?
How 'd you get rich?

435
00:15:10,244 --> 00:15:12,946
Well, my family's been
in the railroad business

436
00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:13,914
since the Hayes administration

437
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:16,116
and under my watch we've
become the world leader

438
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:17,751
in freight shipping logistics.

439
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:18,619
How about you?

440
00:15:18,619 --> 00:15:19,853
Woo, man, where do I start?

441
00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:22,122
First I needed the
Vikings to cover.

442
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:25,292
Then I needed a third round
knockout from Martinez.

443
00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:28,362
After that I needed the girl
from Baylor to hit five threes,

444
00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:29,096
and then after that I need-

445
00:15:29,330 --> 00:15:31,165
Wait a minute.
Are you describing a parlay?

446
00:15:31,165 --> 00:15:33,033
Oh, yeah, yeah. I won a parlay.

447
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:33,901
Well, Arthur.

448
00:15:33,901 --> 00:15:35,702
Your golf lover over
there hasn't played

449
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,571
a single round since joining.

450
00:15:37,671 --> 00:15:40,074
All he does is hang out
in the clubhouse all day

451
00:15:40,074 --> 00:15:42,709
eating pheasant wings
and yelling "Guys Day!"

452
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,011
Come on, Gerald.

453
00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:44,979
He's just having fun.

454
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:48,014
Joe seems to be getting
along with his caddie, alright.

455
00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:50,684
So here's my idea:
Clear mustard.

456
00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:52,185
Clear mustard?

457
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,187
That's interesting.

458
00:15:54,755 --> 00:15:56,323
Huh. Very interesting.

459
00:15:56,757 --> 00:15:58,392
Hoagies! Coming atcha!

460
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,863
Wooo!!/Yo Hoagies!!/
Place is sweet!/Classic, right?

461
00:16:02,863 --> 00:16:04,999
Oh yeah.
Guests have arrived.

462
00:16:04,999 --> 00:16:06,867
Yo yoooo!! What's up boys!!!

463
00:16:06,867 --> 00:16:07,902
Oh hell yeah.

464
00:16:07,902 --> 00:16:09,336
This is the good stuff.

465
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:13,507
Yo, that tastes just
like The Civil War.

466
00:16:13,507 --> 00:16:16,143
Ooh, yeah. These are
some serious puros, baby.

467
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:18,145
Yo, anyone know
the WiFi password?

468
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:19,880
Okay, here we go
I'm doin' it again!!!

469
00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:20,580
Ughh!!

470
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,449
Watch out! Watch out!

471
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:23,450
Agh! Damnit!

472
00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:27,054
Boom.

473
00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:28,755
Nailed it. Hank,
did you get that?

474
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:29,456
Were you filming?

475
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:30,991
Alright, fine.

476
00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:33,694
I think we may have
a Hoagies problem.

477
00:16:33,694 --> 00:16:34,561
Okay ladies.

478
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,863
We'll be infiltrating
the headquarters

479
00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:39,132
of a Romanian
sex trafficking ring-

480
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:40,634
Excuse me.

481
00:16:40,634 --> 00:16:41,969
Can I propose a mission?

482
00:16:41,969 --> 00:16:42,836
Yes Tammy?

483
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,037
I just think, ya know,

484
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:46,140
before we solve
the world's problems,

485
00:16:46,140 --> 00:16:47,408
we could address some of the

486
00:16:47,408 --> 00:16:49,543
patriarchal concerns
here at home?

487
00:16:50,011 --> 00:16:51,912
Tammy, give it up.

488
00:16:52,146 --> 00:16:54,715
Let the men have
their stupid golf course.

489
00:16:54,715 --> 00:16:55,515
Who cares?

490
00:16:55,816 --> 00:16:58,152
You know, if Amelia
Earhart would have called it

491
00:16:58,152 --> 00:16:59,686
just a "stupid airplane"-

492
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:02,022
Are you comparing
yourself to Amelia Earhart?

493
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:03,156
I mean...

494
00:17:03,657 --> 00:17:04,591
not yet.

495
00:17:06,260 --> 00:17:08,061
You look like an oil man.

496
00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:09,029
You an oil man?

497
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:09,930
No, I'm in tech.

498
00:17:09,930 --> 00:17:12,132
Oh yeah? You should
hire these two clowns.

499
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,133
You guys work in tech?

500
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:15,435
I dabble in a little
programming.

501
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:16,036
Oh yeah?

502
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:17,538
What kind of stuff you work on?

503
00:17:17,538 --> 00:17:19,973
Well, I recently
modded Elder Scrolls

504
00:17:19,973 --> 00:17:22,243
so all the dragons
have huge dongs.

505
00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:23,144
Oh...

506
00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:24,845
I'm telling you these
two are like Rain Man

507
00:17:24,845 --> 00:17:26,147
when it comes to technology.

508
00:17:26,147 --> 00:17:27,714
Yo, check it out:
this morning they rigged

509
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,282
my ankle monitor so the cops?

510
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,650
They think I'm
at home right now.

511
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,486
Mark, can we have a word?

512
00:17:32,853 --> 00:17:34,455
We have an
incredible opportunity

513
00:17:34,455 --> 00:17:36,156
that we would like
to share with you.

514
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:39,025
Oooh yeah. This like
an insider trading thing?

515
00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:39,526
'Cause I'm in.

516
00:17:39,993 --> 00:17:42,396
It's more of an investment
in your future.

517
00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:45,132
There's another club,
a more prestigious club,

518
00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:47,735
that's interested
in recruiting you...

519
00:17:47,735 --> 00:17:48,936
I mean... I don't know,

520
00:17:48,936 --> 00:17:50,938
I already put 500K
down on this place--

521
00:17:50,938 --> 00:17:52,872
And that would be refunded.

522
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:53,740
With interest.

523
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,242
I mean, that's pretty good Mark.

524
00:17:55,910 --> 00:17:57,845
Nope! Nah, I'm too loyal!

525
00:17:57,845 --> 00:17:59,280
You guys are my boys now!

526
00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:00,414
C'mere you, come on. Ahh -

527
00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:02,549
can't put a price
tag on Guys Day!

528
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,619
Time for an emergency
board meeting.

529
00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:07,988
The offer... was refused.

530
00:18:07,988 --> 00:18:09,290
!

531
00:18:09,290 --> 00:18:11,358
This whole place smells
like farts and cologne!

532
00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:14,294
His fat friend ran over John
Boehner with a golf cart!

533
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:17,164
You think that's bad?
Our stock dropped eighty percent

534
00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:19,099
after I followed
his caddie's advice

535
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:20,400
to develop a clear mustard.

536
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,436
Uh, that's on you Joe.
The bottom line is:

537
00:18:23,637 --> 00:18:25,072
Hoagies has to go.

538
00:18:25,072 --> 00:18:26,106
Can't we just kick him out?

539
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:27,942
That's a slippery slope, Fred.

540
00:18:27,942 --> 00:18:29,576
We could have him killed.

541
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:30,411
I don't know.

542
00:18:30,411 --> 00:18:32,747
That got a little
messy with Epstein.

543
00:18:32,747 --> 00:18:34,047
Oh, yeah yeah yeah.

544
00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:36,417
They're obsessed
with this Guys Day crap.

545
00:18:36,417 --> 00:18:38,785
It's like they're stuck in the
dumbest episode of The Man Show.

546
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,688
Seems like that's the only
reason they're even here.

547
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:42,756
Guys Day.

548
00:18:42,756 --> 00:18:43,423
You know,

549
00:18:43,657 --> 00:18:47,193
there's always the...
Nuclear option.

550
00:18:47,995 --> 00:18:49,296
Okay ladies,

551
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:51,098
let's run through it again.

552
00:18:51,098 --> 00:18:53,167
Kim, you cut the power.

553
00:18:53,167 --> 00:18:54,701
Paula, you flank right.

554
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:55,769
I'll go left.

555
00:18:55,769 --> 00:18:57,004
And our rear is covered by...

556
00:18:57,938 --> 00:18:58,873
Tammy?

557
00:18:58,873 --> 00:19:00,440
What are you doing?

558
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,374
Sorry, ladies...

559
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,577
Gotta break that grass ceiling.

560
00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:05,746
Woo! Foreeeeeeee!

561
00:19:08,115 --> 00:19:09,583
Huh? Hey!

562
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,451
Sorry to cramp your style.

563
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:12,519
Heh heh.

564
00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:13,787
At least...

565
00:19:13,954 --> 00:19:16,256
leave me...
with... some Advil...

566
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:17,925
and a warm compress...

567
00:19:17,925 --> 00:19:20,060
and a way to watch
Vampire Diaries.

568
00:19:23,731 --> 00:19:25,866
One small swing for Tammy,

569
00:19:25,866 --> 00:19:28,536
one giant drive for womankind-

570
00:19:31,705 --> 00:19:33,073
What the hell?

571
00:19:33,073 --> 00:19:35,142
Man, that was an
all time Guys Day.

572
00:19:35,142 --> 00:19:37,244
Totally worth five
hundred thousand dollars.

573
00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:39,646
Boom! Suck it, Hank.
Proximity mine!

574
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:41,081
Night night!
- Damn.

575
00:19:41,081 --> 00:19:41,949
That's ten in a row, Hank.

576
00:19:42,216 --> 00:19:44,017
You know what that
means: you gotta eat a Q-tip.

577
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:45,252
Uhhh--- hey, Mark?

578
00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:46,820
Wait a minute, what the hell?

579
00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:53,627
What's going on, guys!?
This place was classic!

580
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,129
It was forever Guys Day!

581
00:19:55,129 --> 00:19:57,664
A last bastion of
untainted male expression!

582
00:19:57,664 --> 00:20:00,500
This was meant to be
a club for gentlemen,

583
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,435
not immature,

584
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:04,471
obnoxious man-children
like you and your friends.

585
00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:06,907
Wow! You know what,
you rich jerks

586
00:20:06,907 --> 00:20:09,510
are even judgey-er
than my wif-Fi pa-wifi.

587
00:20:09,510 --> 00:20:11,645
You got the wifi,
the uh, wifi password?

588
00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:12,279
You know,

589
00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:15,516
I now understand what
my granddaughter means

590
00:20:15,516 --> 00:20:17,384
by toxic masculinity.

591
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:20,020
Thanks to you, Mark Hoagies,

592
00:20:20,020 --> 00:20:21,889
we have decided to end our

593
00:20:21,889 --> 00:20:25,259
100 year policy of
not allowing women.

594
00:20:25,259 --> 00:20:27,394
I'm glad you finally
came to your senses.

595
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,129
It's high time this
place catches up

596
00:20:29,129 --> 00:20:30,264
with the rest of the world.

597
00:20:30,264 --> 00:20:31,898
Now if you'll excuse me,

598
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,267
I'm gonna go golf with my wife.

599
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:37,370
Hun, how 'd you like to
play a round with me

600
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:38,605
at Oak Ravine!?

601
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:39,539
Sure.

602
00:20:40,774 --> 00:20:42,409
Hank, get the lady's bag please.

603
00:20:45,913 --> 00:20:46,847
Well, Tam.

604
00:20:46,847 --> 00:20:47,981
Mission accomplished.

605
00:20:47,981 --> 00:20:50,150
Guess you could
say I'm sort of the uh...

606
00:20:50,150 --> 00:20:53,153
the male Amelia Earhart of golf.

607
00:20:53,153 --> 00:20:54,388
Uh, just curious,

608
00:20:54,388 --> 00:20:55,856
when were you
planning on telling me

609
00:20:55,856 --> 00:20:57,024
they changed the rules?

610
00:20:57,024 --> 00:20:57,691
Really, Tam?

611
00:20:57,858 --> 00:20:59,693
I end a hundred
year sexist policy

612
00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:01,828
and now you're gonna
bust my balls about it?

613
00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:02,729
Unbelievable!

614
00:21:03,030 --> 00:21:04,097
!

615
00:21:06,534 --> 00:21:07,201
Oh, yeah.

616
00:21:07,201 --> 00:21:09,002
Suck on that long one, Mark.

617
00:21:09,002 --> 00:21:09,770
Not bad, not bad.

618
00:21:09,770 --> 00:21:11,172
Now let me show
you how it's done.

619
00:21:11,172 --> 00:21:12,606
Okay, Hank? Driver.

620
00:21:12,606 --> 00:21:14,107
No Hank. Damnit.

621
00:21:23,617 --> 00:21:25,052
!

622
00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:26,786
Golf sucks. I'm done.